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crazy-for-madonna:

Madonna as Mae Mordabito in the A League of Their Own”.

xdarknessinthegalaxyx:

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

Me all the time

Teacher: if you could have one thing right now what would it be and why?
Me: a big tree so I could look at it and say, "that's a big tree."
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: I aspire to be like you.

feliciahardy:

The worst part about this thing with Jennifer Lawrence is that she’s the victim here and yet she’ll be expected to apologize

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

I’ll swallow my blood before I swallow my pride.

( Al Capone (via) )

demontrapsandholyoil:

I cannot put into words how fucking done I am right now

demontrapsandholyoil:

I cannot put into words how fucking done I am right now

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit