im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him
this dog is SICK
Deer are actually just very creaky doors.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people